Intake

Bring your code into the bay.

Tell us what you built and how it’s deployed. We’ll come back with whether an inspection makes sense, what it would cover, and what it would cost. If we don’t think it’s worth your money, we’ll say so.

Intake form · EB-INTAKE

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What happens next

01

We reply within two working days

A real response from the person who’d do the work, not an automated sequence.

02

A short call

Thirty minutes. What it does, who uses it, how it’s deployed, what you’re worried about.

03

A scoped proposal

Fixed scope, fixed timeline, fixed price. You’ll know exactly what’s covered before committing.

04

Then it’s your call

No pressure and no retainer requirement. Plenty of people take the report and do the work themselves.


Before you ask

Q

Do you need access to our code?

For an inspection, yes — read-only is sufficient. We can work under an NDA and against a temporary access grant you revoke afterwards.

Q

Will you tell us to rewrite it?

Rarely. Most systems are largely salvageable, and we’ll tell you which parts are worth keeping.

Q

We’re not technical. Is that a problem?

No. The report is written to be read by whoever makes the decisions, with the technical detail in support rather than in the way.

Q

Can you just fix it without the inspection?

We’d rather not. Working on a system nobody has assessed is how you end up fixing the wrong things first.